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Charmeleon
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| Holy shit you gotta get over here
I got Smeargle totally wasted
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| ( Letter to Aiden; can't hack paper hurrhurr )
Hey, Parakarry. Got somethin' for you to bring to Kanto. Ever been to Fuchsia City?
...You guys ever heard of kerosene? Used to be that people used it for lanterns, way back before lightbulbs were around. Turns out the same stuff that makes those dinky little lantern flames can be used as fuel for jets and rockets and shit. Guess it means that even somethin' that burns that dim can do big stuff if it's used right, or some gay shit like that. | | comments: 47 comments or Leave a comment |
| Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.
Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.
...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.
Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.
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| Ras My own spider I raised him from a little egg and he didn't even recognize me! Rasputin tried to eat me. He's six feet big I had no idea but he's kind of scary when I thought for sure he was Why didn't he know it was me??
Nyx Green Bulba Blastoise Genny is there room in your tank for
Guess I gotta explain that it's just me! He just probably didn't realize that something so bite-size was his dad.
I'll go do it later. Right now I'm busy hid exploring behind this plant in the common room.
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| [[Of course, Char and Nyx have just had regular, unrespeonsive dolls all along. But that isn't gonna stop Char from seeing all these "oh no our baby isn't responding" posts and making something fun out of it.]]
Genny! YOU KILLED SNOOP DOGG AND BATMAN JR.
Ever since we gave 'em to you to watch, they ain't been respondin' to nothin'. What the hell did you do, you baby-killer?
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| Charitard.
Hey Charitard.
Remember the time I kicked your ass up and down the block? Remember how a bunch of people were watching? And it was totally the sorriest beatdown you'd ever had?
Yeah. Good times.
So Eyebrows went and gave me and Nyx some robot babies to teach us about the joys of parenthood. It's everythin' I ever dreamed it could be. Snoop Dogg and Batman Jr. are our precious little treasures, ain't they?
I think Rasputin might be gettin' jealous of the twins, so I'm gonna put aside a day just to give him a little attention. Try not to miss me too much, teachers. 'Specially you, Biomech. Hey, Genny. I hope you don't got no plans for tomorrow, because your ass is gonna be watchin' our robot babies. Casper's nocturnal so we need somebody to keep an eye on 'em in the day, and it ain't like you have anything better to do with your life.
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| *Genny, you may have noticed a few changes to the room today. First of all, the bedding has been swiped from your tank and put on Rasputin's bed. That lantern you bought while Char was away? It's hanging off one of the bedposts. Wouldn't want poor Genny-boo going without his ickle nightlight, would we? Any and all stuff that you have been keeping in the closet is now in a sloppy pile on said bed. The closet itself has been converted to a crude nest made of all the pillows and blankets Char could steal out of the empty dorms. Sorry Maxwell, Char just loves making your job harder.*
Hey, Genny. There's a spray bottle of water on my desk. If Rasputin tries crawlin' up on his old bed, give him a spritz and tell him no. He was gettin' to be way too spoiled, so I'm gettin' tougher on him.
He probably ain't gonna be around much, anyway. He's been helpin' me get ready for Wednesday. Charitard finally grew a pair and agreed to a fight, so I'm makin' sure I'm good and ready to pound her bloated ass to the ground. Hell, tell your friends. The more people who witness her gettin' totally humiliated, the better. She's gonna regret ever underestimatin' the likes of me! | | comments: 15 comments or Leave a comment |
| ( Narration, woo. )
Boss. Heads up. I'm swappin' Dragon Rage out for Sunny Day. Bulba, I think you know what that means.
So where the hell are these things we're s'posed to go stomp? I ain't scared of 'em, and I'm ready as I'll ever be. It's the waitin' I can't stand. When I'm lookin' to kick ass, I ain't lookin' to kick ass three weeks from next Tuesday. I'm lookin' to kick it now!
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Sins? Pffft. That ain't nothin' but instinct. All livin' things are the same. They wanna live, and they wanna screw.
That's all those things are. Tryin' to make your life as comfortable as possible so you have a better chance of survivin', and smearin' your genes all over the place.
I don't see why everyone's all ashamed of 'em.
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